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Why Charlotte the Virgin Stingray Hasn’t Given Birth Yet
Why Charlotte the Virgin Stingray Hasn’t Given Birth Yet
The public needs to know!
Aarushi Ahuja
May 3
Protest Signs That Started Out Fine But Didn’t Quite Stick the Landing
Protest Signs That Started Out Fine But Didn’t Quite Stick the Landing
Kate Antoniades
May 3
Try the CottageCore Workout
Try the CottageCore Workout
The 19th century secret to washboard abs? Scrubbing laundry on a washboard!
Alice Roth
May 2
Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married
Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married
Making our relationship a priority is as simple as saying, “We make our relationship a priority.”
Saba Khonsari
May 1
Nursery Rhymes For The Modern Woman
Nursery Rhymes For The Modern Woman
Whoops, Mother Goose took an Ambien!
madie dhaliwal
Apr 30
The World’s Worst Artisanal Cocktails
The World’s Worst Artisanal Cocktails
Must-try libations if you’re a sad loser.
Shebani Rao
Apr 29
Introducing Rogaine for Babies©
Introducing Rogaine for Babies©
The brand middle-aged dads have trusted for years, now for infants!
Elizabeth Simone
Apr 26
This Waitlist has a 10,000 Person Waitlist
This Waitlist has a 10,000 Person Waitlist
Remember it’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Caroline Cotter
Apr 25
Things Victorian Women Said
Things Victorian Women Said
Repressed statements from repressed ladies.
Jenny Hatchadorian
Apr 24
I’m Your Dating App and I’m Hiding Your Soulmate
I’m Your Dating App and I’m Hiding Your Soulmate
Every other bio is like “looking for a reason to delete this app”. You think I want that?
Sauleha
Apr 23
A Tour of Your Lactation Room
A Tour of Your Lactation Room
The paint color is ‘postpartum depression inducing beige.’
Sonya Feibert
Apr 22
That’s SoOoOoOoOo Random: Falling Into the Randomness Trap
That’s SoOoOoOoOo Random: Falling Into the Randomness Trap
(and how to get out!)
Emily Kapp
Apr 19
How To Kill A Small Dog In 34 Easy Steps
How To Kill A Small Dog In 34 Easy Steps
Wait, or is it a spider?
Agata Szymula
Apr 19
Reasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My Email
Reasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My Email
You’re waiting for me to send a second email to prove I really want you to respond to my first email.
Sarah Gardner
Apr 18
In Defense of My Boyfriend, Lord Voldemort
In Defense of My Boyfriend, Lord Voldemort
I can fix him
Aarushi Ahuja
Apr 17
The Cameras are, Unfortunately, Always Watching
The Cameras are, Unfortunately, Always Watching
“She appears to be making a rather personal adjustment there, Janet.”
Kelli Huggins
Apr 16
Team USA Is Proud Of Our New Women’s Track Uniforms: A Birthday Suit With a Nike Logo Sharpied On
Team USA Is Proud Of Our New Women’s Track Uniforms: A Birthday Suit With a Nike Logo Sharpied On
You asked, and we listened.
Emily Kapp
Apr 15
Daily Itinerary of a Woman Wearing a Poncho to Lunch
Daily Itinerary of a Woman Wearing a Poncho to Lunch
Calm down, I didn’t get urine in the hummus.
Stacey Curran
Apr 15
I Am a Huge Fan of Water Parks and I Need a New Haircut
I Am a Huge Fan of Water Parks and I Need a New Haircut
I’m exclusively a water park girlie, got it?
Kara Phelps
Apr 12
Mercury’s Cease and Desist to Earth
Mercury’s Cease and Desist to Earth
If anyone’s in retrograde, it’s you.
Stephanie
Apr 11
Last-minute “National Siblings Day” Gifts for Jessica: That Middle Sister You Forgot About
Last-minute “National Siblings Day” Gifts for Jessica: That Middle Sister You Forgot About
We could always add her to the family group chat — just don’t tell her it’s been our main form of communication for the past eight years!
Cassidy McDonnell
Apr 10
Slob’s Guide To Bathroom Cleaning: A Flowchart
Slob’s Guide To Bathroom Cleaning: A Flowchart
Does your bathroom smell bad enough that you can’t stand it?
Kit Coyne Irwin
Apr 9
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