Sarah GardnerinThe Belladonna ComedyReasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My EmailYou’re waiting for me to send a second email to prove I really want you to respond to my first email.·3 min read·Apr 18, 2024--4--4
Sarah GardnerinSlackjawA Guidance Counselor Warns A High-School Student Against The Fate Of Going To Trade School In 1998Study hard and follow your passion at a four-year university and you’ll have your pick of the job market by 2008!·4 min read·Apr 4, 2024--5--5
Sarah GardnerinSlackjawMissed Connections: Traditional Life Milestones Seeking A MillennialWell-dressed, impressive, and linear, I guarantee your parents would love me if you brought me home.·4 min read·Jan 27, 2024--8--8
Sarah GardnerinThe Belladonna ComedyReasons Why I, A Millennial, Am Not Having ChildrenI love avocado toast and six-dollar lattes more than I could ever love a child.·2 min read·Jan 16, 2024--54--54
Sarah GardnerinSlackjawThe Millennial, The Banker, And The Impossible Quest For Homeownership: An Infuriating Fairy Tale“I suppose you’re going to say Capitalism is to blame!” the Banker wheezed, wiping tears from his eyes.·4 min read·Feb 23, 2021--7--7
Sarah GardnerinGreener Pastures MagazineHow To Recreate The Concert Experience of Your Favorite Indie Concert Venue in Your Own HomeWhether you’re in a suburban house or a bathroom-sized studio in Brooklyn.·3 min read·Feb 5, 2021----