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Google Translating Famous Quotes into Gen Z
Google Translating Famous Quotes into Gen Z
A new translation service for communicating with the Gen Z in your life — no cap.
Carly Gibson
May 21
Screw Infant Milestones; Let’s Talk Motherhood Milestones
Screw Infant Milestones; Let’s Talk Motherhood Milestones
By the end of their first month, new moms should: make sounds other than crying.
Becca Funke
May 20
Fraudulinguistics Pt. 2
Fraudulinguistics Pt. 2
The Study of Words that Should Exist: Part 2 by Ellen Liebenthal
Ellen Liebenthal
May 17
I, Dog, Am a World-Famous Odorologist and It’s Insulting My Humans Only See Me as a “Good Girl”
I, Dog, Am a World-Famous Odorologist and It’s Insulting My Humans Only See Me as a “Good Girl”
This is what it’s like to be a woman in STEM
Kelli Huggins
May 16
The Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier Friends
The Rainbow Fish Turns 32 and Decides It’s Time to Make Healthier Friends
I would catch glimpses of myself in the reflection of the shiny scales I gave you. I saw a fish I didn’t recognize.
Emily Menez
May 15
We Use Mason Jars for Everything
We Use Mason Jars for Everything
Do you remember our wedding?
Kate Brennan
May 14
Competitive Sidewalk Sharing Sponsored by Dr. Scholl’s
Competitive Sidewalk Sharing Sponsored by Dr. Scholl’s
I’m your host, Skoot Tramplin coming to you live from the bay window of my house.
Jill Bennett
May 13
This Is Me, Your Period! Sorry To Bother You, But I Just Had To Ask
This Is Me, Your Period! Sorry To Bother You, But I Just Had To Ask
How come you’re 30 and still don’t know shit about your cycle?
Agata Szymula
May 10
How to Humor: Finding the Funny in a Dry Satirical Form
How to Humor: Finding the Funny in a Dry Satirical Form
Like cologne, a little goes a long way.
Heidi Lux
May 9
Maligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His Heart
Maligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His Heart
She doesn’t know what it is to be a fan
Caroline Horwitz
May 9
Everyday Self-Defense Strategies for Women
Everyday Self-Defense Strategies for Women
What’s the dystopian struggle to survive without some sparkle?
Aarushi Ahuja
May 8
May We Interest You in Another Newsletter?
May We Interest You in Another Newsletter?
We pre-emptively apologize for that title.
Katy Maiolatesi
May 7
It’s Me, Your Gravy Boat. Your Moment of Pretentiousness Has Led to My Lifetime of Loneliness
It’s Me, Your Gravy Boat. Your Moment of Pretentiousness Has Led to My Lifetime of Loneliness
No gravy train for me.
Heather Osterman-Davis
May 7
It’s Not that I’m Not Listening, It’s That Women’s Voices Just Sound Like “Squawk Squawk Squawk!”
It’s Not that I’m Not Listening, It’s That Women’s Voices Just Sound Like “Squawk Squawk Squawk!”
I hear you one-hundo-P when you say “You’re not listening, Greg.” Granted, those are the only words I can understand.
Erica Lies
May 6
Why Charlotte the Virgin Stingray Hasn’t Given Birth Yet
Why Charlotte the Virgin Stingray Hasn’t Given Birth Yet
The public needs to know!
Aarushi Ahuja
May 3
Protest Signs That Started Out Fine But Didn’t Quite Stick the Landing
Protest Signs That Started Out Fine But Didn’t Quite Stick the Landing
Kate Antoniades
May 3
Try the CottageCore Workout
Try the CottageCore Workout
The 19th century secret to washboard abs? Scrubbing laundry on a washboard!
Alice Roth
May 2
Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married
Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married
Making our relationship a priority is as simple as saying, “We make our relationship a priority.”
Saba Khonsari
May 1
Nursery Rhymes For The Modern Woman
Nursery Rhymes For The Modern Woman
Whoops, Mother Goose took an Ambien!
madie dhaliwal
Apr 30
The World’s Worst Artisanal Cocktails
The World’s Worst Artisanal Cocktails
Must-try libations if you’re a sad loser.
Shebani Rao
Apr 29
Introducing Rogaine for Babies©
Introducing Rogaine for Babies©
The brand middle-aged dads have trusted for years, now for infants!
Elizabeth Simone
Apr 26
This Waitlist has a 10,000 Person Waitlist
This Waitlist has a 10,000 Person Waitlist
Remember it’s a marathon, not a sprint.
Caroline Cotter
Apr 25
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