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Things Victorian Women Said
Things Victorian Women Said
Repressed statements from repressed ladies.
Jenny Hatchadorian
Apr 24
I’m Your Dating App and I’m Hiding Your Soulmate
I’m Your Dating App and I’m Hiding Your Soulmate
Every other bio is like “looking for a reason to delete this app”. You think I want that?
Sauleha
Apr 23
A Tour of Your Lactation Room
A Tour of Your Lactation Room
The paint color is ‘postpartum depression inducing beige.’
Sonya Feibert
Apr 22
That’s SoOoOoOoOo Random: Falling Into the Randomness Trap
That’s SoOoOoOoOo Random: Falling Into the Randomness Trap
(and how to get out!)
Emily Kapp
Apr 19
How To Kill A Small Dog In 34 Easy Steps
How To Kill A Small Dog In 34 Easy Steps
Wait, or is it a spider?
Agata Szymula
Apr 19
Reasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My Email
Reasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My Email
You’re waiting for me to send a second email to prove I really want you to respond to my first email.
Sarah Gardner
Apr 18
In Defense of My Boyfriend, Lord Voldemort
In Defense of My Boyfriend, Lord Voldemort
I can fix him
Aarushi Ahuja
Apr 17
The Cameras are, Unfortunately, Always Watching
The Cameras are, Unfortunately, Always Watching
“She appears to be making a rather personal adjustment there, Janet.”
Kelli Huggins
Apr 16
Team USA Is Proud Of Our New Women’s Track Uniforms: A Birthday Suit With a Nike Logo Sharpied On
Team USA Is Proud Of Our New Women’s Track Uniforms: A Birthday Suit With a Nike Logo Sharpied On
You asked, and we listened.
Emily Kapp
Apr 15
Daily Itinerary of a Woman Wearing a Poncho to Lunch
Daily Itinerary of a Woman Wearing a Poncho to Lunch
Calm down, I didn’t get urine in the hummus.
Stacey Curran
Apr 15
I Am a Huge Fan of Water Parks and I Need a New Haircut
I Am a Huge Fan of Water Parks and I Need a New Haircut
I’m exclusively a water park girlie, got it?
Kara Phelps
Apr 12
Mercury’s Cease and Desist to Earth
Mercury’s Cease and Desist to Earth
If anyone’s in retrograde, it’s you.
Stephanie
Apr 11
Last-minute “National Siblings Day” Gifts for Jessica: That Middle Sister You Forgot About
Last-minute “National Siblings Day” Gifts for Jessica: That Middle Sister You Forgot About
We could always add her to the family group chat — just don’t tell her it’s been our main form of communication for the past eight years!
Cassidy McDonnell
Apr 10
Slob’s Guide To Bathroom Cleaning: A Flowchart
Slob’s Guide To Bathroom Cleaning: A Flowchart
Does your bathroom smell bad enough that you can’t stand it?
Kit Coyne Irwin
Apr 9
Earth Day? More Like Earth Slay!
Earth Day? More Like Earth Slay!
Welcome back to our newsletter! Here’s everything hot this month.
Belladonna Comedy
Apr 8
Proverbs for Pregnancy
Proverbs for Pregnancy
A ninety-two-piece IKEA crib wasn’t built in a day.
Rachel Reyes
Apr 8
Things That Shook Me More Than That Earthquake
Things That Shook Me More Than That Earthquake
I must admit I wasn’t that shaken.
Aarushi
Apr 5
What We, Your Pilates Studio, Plan To Spend Your No-Show Fee on
What We, Your Pilates Studio, Plan To Spend Your No-Show Fee on
No, please—miss another class!
Aine Hunt
Apr 5
What Does Your Book Organization System Say About You?
What Does Your Book Organization System Say About You?
Book lovers everywhere look upon your aesthetically-pleasing, functionally-useless bookshelf with deep disdain.
Lisa Cowan
Apr 4
Don’t Worry, My Dog Doesn’t Bite
Don’t Worry, My Dog Doesn’t Bite
He scratches, he slobbers, he humps, and he’s such a good boy. By Margie Connor and Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi
Apr 3
One Sec — I Just Gotta Apply My Crystal Deodorant
One Sec — I Just Gotta Apply My Crystal Deodorant
Just oooooooone moooooore seeeeeeec
Kate Brennan
Apr 2
I’m Married to the Lead Detective on This Show
I’m Married to the Lead Detective on This Show
He’s about to stop a serial killer from brutally murdering every woman in our town. I’m about to call him 10–15 more times and ask him to…
Kara Panzer
Apr 1
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