What Your Favorite Bath & Body Works Retired Fragrance Says About You
You still know your high school boyfriend’s MySpace login and password.
Juniper Breeze: You refer to the store Target as “Tar-JAY.”
Sun-Ripened Raspberry: You wear a size 9.5 shoe, but could do a size 9 if they run big.
Freesia: Your spirit animal is a badger wearing a sundress.
Mango Mandarin: You have a very rational fear of sock puppets.
Brown Sugar & Fig: You still have $6.14 left on a Blockbuster gift card.
Cucumber Melon: You have a scar on the back of your left hand shaped like a blue whale fighting a giraffe.
Country Apple: Your wifi password is TargetWeight136.
Plumeria: You are trying to grow your bangs out.
Wild Honeysuckle: You use the expression “It’s five o’clock somewhere” to refer to your five o’clock leg hair shadow.
Cherry Blossom: You are saving all of your Walgreens points to buy an “As Seen On TV” Flippin’ Fantastic pancake shaper.
Sparkling Limoncello: You watch PBS everyday, but have never donated to them.
Paris Amour: Your most popular Facebook post is a picture of a squirrel eating a slice of pizza.
Pearberry: You were in a Sixpence None The Richer cover band in high school.
Oahu Coconut Sunset: You have a self-diagnosed lactose intolerance.
Twilight Woods: You came up with the idea for Netflix in 2002, but never pursued it.
Sensual Amber: You equate the word ‘brat’ to a German sausage and not a tantrum-throwing child.
French Lavender and Honey: You could go out or stay in on a Saturday night. You’re up for whatever.
Cashmere Glow: You drive a 2002 Honda Civic LX with 213,000 miles on it.
Pink Chiffon: Your name is Mandy, Katie or Emily.
Dark Kiss: You are being followed.
Tahiti Island Dream: Your go-to karaoke song is “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” by Meat Loaf.
