Humor

What We, Your Pilates Studio, Plan To Spend Your No-Show Fee on

No, please — miss another class!

Aine Hunt
The Belladonna Comedy
2 min readApr 5, 2024

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  1. New weird equipment that resembles a sex swing. Of course, no one, not even our instructors will know how to use it.
  2. Another Pilates studio right next door (we plan to buy up every piece of property in Williamsburg to create what can only be…

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Aine is a humor columnist, stand-up comedian, and above all, a terrible person.