The Medicare Hotline Compares Your Dental and Testicular Coverage

Do you really want to be one of those fancy showoffs who have teeth?

Meg Reid
The Belladonna Comedy
4 min readJun 19, 2023

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Thank you for calling the Medicare hotline to inquire about your coverage. Apologies for the disclaimers I must use during our conversation. We are sorry to hear (not covered) that you are experiencing the painful deterioration of your…

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