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Lisa Borders has published humor in McSweeney’s and The Belladonna, and is the author of two novels, The Fifty-First State and Cloud Cuckoo Land (it was her title first!). She has lived in the greater Boston area for more than twenty-five years and grew up in New Jersey, so don’t cut her off in traffic. Find her on Twitter @lisaborders or at lisaborders.com.
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