Sorry I Am Late, I Was Doing a Thing I Could’ve Done Literally at Any Other Time

I Definitely Don’t Have Time Blindness

Viktoria Shulevich
The Belladonna Comedy
4 min readSep 7, 2023

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Photo by Kinga Howard on Unsplash

Sorry, I’m so late! I sprinted to get here. What a stressful day; I had this one thing to do, and if I didn’t get it done today, I’d lose the opportunity forever. Actually, I had all month to do it but somehow didn’t get to it.

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I write humor, essays and children’s fiction. Read my funny stuff in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case and more!