Rejected Titles for My Fairy Tale Literature Thesis

Don’t Be a Dick: Exploring Phallogocentrism in Nursery Rhymes

Brooke Knisley
The Belladonna Comedy

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me, writing my thesis

Old Ladies Need to Get Laid: How Evil Stepmothers Came to be so Evil, According to the Men Who Created Them

Fucked Up or Fucked Over?: Women in Fairy Tales Get Hegemonically Fucked

‘The Bloody Chamber’: Not a Euphemism for Menstruation…I Think…

Bluebeard, Red Hood, White Snow: How the US Took European Tradition and Built a Theme Park

The Consumption of Little Red Riding Hood: An Allegory for Female Castration

Fins or Feet?: Female Footwear (or Lack Thereof) in The Little Mermaid

Tales as Old as Time: Male Privilege, Stockholm Syndrome, and Women’s Shared Weakness for Furry Creatures

Our Mothers Should Peg Our Fathers: Lessons Passed on from the Phallic Mother Baba Yaga

Sins of the Father: How Briar Rose Taught Men to Impregnate Sleeping Women But Wake Them Up for Child Birthing — Y’know, the Important Stuff

You’re My Cinderella Ella, Ella, Eh, Eh, Eh: ‘These Fancy Things Will Never Come in Between’ and Other Lies Told by Jealous Stepsisters Since Women Obviously Can’t Have Supportive Relationships With Each Other, According to Men

The Double-Meaning of ‘Pricks’ in Sleeping Beauty and How Both Meanings Mean Nothing But Meanness

‘Hey There Little Red Riding Hood, You Sure Are Looking Good’ or ‘How Capitalism Tried to Eat Communism While She Was Alone in the Woods’

‘Let Down Your Hair’: Long, Short, Up, Down — the Regulation of Female Bodily Autonomy in Rapunzel

The Economy of Mischief and Women in Puss in Boots or ‘Bitches Love Shoes’

Brooke Knisley teaches in Emerson College’s first-year writing program. She has balance issues. You can follow her on Twitter to read more.

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I write and edit things. I have balance issues. Lemme harass you on Twitter @BrookeKnisley.