Reasons I Assume You Have Not Responded To My Email

You’re waiting for me to send a second email to prove I really want you to respond to my first email.

Sarah Gardner
The Belladonna Comedy
3 min readApr 18, 2024

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· You hate me.

· You think I hate you.

· You find the Arial font too aggressive.

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