Pubic Hairstyles I’m Willing To Try, Should We Decide To Have Intercourse

And no, you don’t get to choose which one.

The pineapple remains unopressed by the razor industry.

• The Prairie As First Encountered By The Settlers
• The Whole-Portion Kale Salad
• The Mohair Ascot
• The Lincoln National Forest
• The Well-Fed Siberian Tiger
• The Raft Made Of Caterpillars
• The Frayed Ball Of Hand-Spun Yarn
• The Angora Bunny Rabbit
• The Wyoming Sagebrush
• The Bundle Of Fresh Parsley
• The Beard Of St. Christopher
• The Winter Cape Of A Viking Woman
• The Well-Used House Painter’s Brush
• The Hobbit Foot
• The Suddenly-Enveloped-Beekeeper’s Face Mask
• The Top Of A Pineapple
• The Spent Steel Wool
• The Stalactite Cave
• The Medusa
• The Trashcan After You’re Done Shucking Corn
• The Fresh Bag Of Chewing Tobacco
• The Lint Trap After You Dry Your Bathrobe
• The Seriously Unraveling Crochet Hat
• The Pitchfork Full Of Hay
• The Pot Of Mums In November
• The Giant Box Jellyfish
• The Aggressively Noodled Pho
• The Freshly Opened Container Of Bean Sprouts
• The Restaurant Mop Head
• The Bob Ross
• The Original 70s Joy Of Sex
• The Too Old For Roy Moore

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