Proverbs for Pregnancy
A ninety-two-piece IKEA crib wasn’t built in a day.
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2 min readApr 8, 2024
An apple a day keeps gestational diabetes away.
A watched pot of Kraft mac and cheese never boils fast enough, and you’re starving now, damn it!
Laughter isn’t the best medicine for nausea — Unisom is.