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One Sec — I Just Gotta Apply My Crystal Deodorant

Just oooooooone moooooore seeeeeeec

Photo by Ana Essentiels on Unsplash

Hey, I’m coming but give me a second. I have to apply my crystal deodorant.

What? We have to leave by 5? No worries. It’s like 4:30. Just a minute. I have to swipe approximately forty-five times per armpit for this to be effective. Hold on. Natural…