New Nancy Drew Titles for This Day And Age
She’s the hero we need right now…
The Haunting of Mar-A-Lago by the Victims of the 2017 Bowling Green Massacre
The Search for Federal Funding For the Mexican Border Wall Since It’s Pretty Clear It’s Not Coming From Mexico
The Quest for a Workaround of the Nepotism Laws for Jared Kushner
The Mystery of Hilary Clinton’s Emails And How That Became Such a Huge Deal as a (Pretty Obvious in Retrospect) Smokescreen for Sexism
The Secret of Melissa McCarthy’s Fantastic Sean Spicer Impression
The Hidden Classism of The Affordable Care Act Replacement Bill
The Mysterious Departure of Melania Trump from Washington, D.C. and All Responsibilities of First Lady
The Well-Heeled Ghost of Ivanka’s Nordstrom Shoe Line
The Frightening Disappearance of the Global Warming Page From whitehouse.gov
Steve Bannon and The Quest for A Massively Illegal Travel Ban That The Courts Will Somehow Let Stand
The Whispered Decisions of Merrick Garland’s Forgotten Supreme Court Nomination
The Mystery of the Millions of Undocumented Voters and How They Cost Trump The Popular Vote (In His Mind)
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Caitlin Kunkel is a comedy writer, satirist, and noted pizza scientist. She’s one of the co-founders of The Belladonna and a lifelong, unironic fancier of Nancy Drew. Yeah, she uses her own tweets as creative inspiration, so what?
