It’s Me, Your Gravy Boat. Your Moment of Pretentiousness Has Led to My Lifetime of Loneliness
There’s been no gravy train for me.
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3 min readMay 7, 2024
Hey. It’s me, your gravy boat. I don’t mean to complain, but I’ve been sitting on this shelf since you love bombed me while unwrapping your wedding gifts five years. I know it’s not ‘emotionally healthy’ to get into the social comparison trap, but…