Introducing Rogaine for Babies©

The brand middle-aged dads have trusted for years, now for infants!

Elizabeth Simone
The Belladonna Comedy
3 min readApr 26, 2024

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Original image by Ryan Franco on Unsplash; edited by author

Did you know that seventy-three percent of babies will develop a bald spot by their mid-third(ish) month? That’s why we created Rogaine for Babies©. Rogaine for Babies© is a patented formula that works to reverse that tell-tale sign of infant aging: Newborn-pattern baldness.

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