I’m A Government Official From The Day After Tomorrow And I Refuse To Reschedule My Vacation Just Because Of Some Storm!

I don’t even see what the big deal is!

Amy Currul
The Belladonna Comedy
3 min readFeb 20, 2021

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Photo by Justin Lim on Unsplash

Hi there, it's me, your government official who you elected under the guise that if a real emergency were to ever come up, you could count on me to take care of things. So why are you calling on me…

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Words in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist. Co-founder of Greener Pastures Magazine. www.amycurrul.com & @amycurrul on Twitter. I really like doughnuts!