I Can’t Be Secretary Of This HOA Because I Have A Huge Dick

My destructive dong has a long history of being dodgy with the details.

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Folks, a few last housekeeping items before we get started ticketing the shit out of our neighbors. First, we need to appoint a Board Secretary. I’d do this super important note-taking job myself, but I can’t. My dick is just too big.