I Am Marrying the Space Heater Under My Desk and No One Can Stop Me

Dun dun da daaaaa, dun da da daaaaa! Can you hear the wedding bells?

I am proud to say after many months of getting to know each other, the space heater under my desk has finally agreed to marry me. Eep! Please read the following Save the Date invitation for details on our wedding.

Most of the office already knows our love story but we’d like to reiterate for those who don’t. Space heater and I met the first day I started working here. I didn’t see them until a month after I’d worked here, considering it was summer and I didn’t have much use for them. Seasons changed and I realized I truly could not survive without their warmth. We started our relationship in the Fall and have been happy ever since.

The ceremony will take place on January 16th, 2020. It is predicted to be the coldest day of the year and I would love to introduce you to some of my space heaters friends, who will also be in attendance. Ladies, they’re single! If you’re looking for a subservient object with no voice to warm your feet in the winter, this might be the time to settle down! We aren’t getting any younger or warmer so what are you waiting for? Start that one-sided relationship ASAP!