How To Kill A Small Dog In 34 Easy Steps
Wait, or is it a spider?
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4 min readApr 19, 2024
- First, don’t panic. I know — you thought that thing in the corner of your kitchen was a small dog. But what would a small dog be doing in your kitchen in the middle of the night? You don’t have a dog. It’s obviously a spider. Just get rid of it the same way you’d normally handle any spider.
- Okay, no. Normally, you’d gently…