Don’t Worry, My Dog Doesn’t Bite

He scratches, he slobbers, he humps, and he’s such a good boy. By Margie Connor and Talia Argondezzi

Photo by Humphrey Muleba, via Pexels, altered by the authors.

Are you cool if my dog sits with us? I know not everyone likes dogs — I get it. But Freddie is so sweet, he’s just a sweet little old man, aren’t you, Freddie? Don’t worry, he’s a good boy. Oh yes you are, Freddie! Freddie doesn’t bite, of…