Daily Itinerary of a RollerCoaster Tycoon Patron

12:40–1:00 P.M: Drowning!

Via The Mary Sue

9:00 A.M.: Arrive at The Loops Of Hell. Despite the deep foreshadowing associated with its name and the sense of impending doom that washes over me the moment I enter, I am Very Happy to be in this amusement park. Before this I knew only darkness!

9:30 AM: Ride a rollercoaster!