Daily Itinerary of a Nextdoor App Coyote Spotter

It’s like no one else cares in this neighborhood.

Kristine Laco
The Belladonna Comedy
4 min readFeb 25, 2021

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Photo by Ross Sokolovski on Unsplash

5:15 AM: I wake up and get my supplies ready. Flashlight, pepper spray, air horn, and coyote journal. Check.

5:25 AM: I start my first pass through the neighborhood. I like to get out while most everyone is asleep so the neighbors can wake up knowing they are safe.

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