Booby Traps Specifically For Virgos
Each one perfectly designed — just as a Virgo would want them to be.
· Place a houseplant on a trapdoor with a sign that reads, “Can you identify this plant for me?”
· Send the Virgo a phishing email with the subject line, “A Polite Person Wants To Talk About Books and/or Television With You.”
· Invite the Virgo to a fake seminar titled, “Ways to Clean Everything Using Only Vinegar, Baking Soda, and The Power of Your Mind.”
· Show the Virgo a bunch of important-looking papers, like bank statements and copies of birth certificates, strewn along the side of a dangerous cliff. Shouldn’t someone pick these up, in case someone else needs them? O o o p s.
· Bring the Virgo to a store purportedly selling organizational supplies, but in reality the doors open up to a bottomless pit (which actually would have the same result, if the store really sold organizational supplies, for our Virgo).
· Tell the Virgo you were mildly disappointed in their efforts with their last project, then wait.
· Install in the Virgo’s home a countertop which has a dark, mottled pattern that always looks dirty, no matter the angle you look at it. The Virgo will perish from madness and/or worn out shoulders from trying…