A DM from a High School Acquaintance with an Amazing Business Opportunity
NOT a pyramid scheme—those are illegal!!👮♀️
Hey hon 👋 Have a quick second? This is random 🤪 but have you ever wanted to leave the nine-to-five and be your own boss 💪? I have the ✨BEST✨ opportunity for you!!
You would be an AMAZING part of my team of Girl, Dish independent business owners 👩💼💪✨!!
What is Girl, Dish? 🤔 It’s a multi-level marketing company (NOT a pyramid scheme — those are illegal!!👮♀️) for badass babes who are tired of washing their dishes using ugly 🙈 dish gloves. Girl, Dish comes in hundreds of cute styles and patterns that will make everyone you know ask why you LOVE doing your dishes! ❤️ 🍽
Our seasonal collection includes pumpkin spice 🍁 gloves, Halloween 👻 gloves, and Christmas 🎄 gloves. Notice we didn’t say “holiday”!! 🤪
Everyone does dishes! The market for Girl, Dish is literally limitless!! 🌎 📈 🤯
But it’s about more than $30 ($20 wholesale) dishwashing gloves — it’s about sisterhood 👭 and being a BOSS BABE 💃. I went from Silver Scrubber to Double Platinum Emerald Diamond 💎 in no time and all it took was the support of my squad 👯♀️ and filling my garage with $50,000 of dishwashing gloves 🧤
When you reach Iridescent Transcendent Mega Opal, you’re invited to Girl, Dish Girl Boss Girl Achieve in Hawaii 🏝!! You meet other Girl, Dish Girl Bosses for networking and partying! 🎉 All expenses paid (by you)💰
At GDGBGA, you have the chance to meet Girl, Dish Founder, President, CEO Pamela McMahon-O’Donahue Washington and hear the inspiring story of how she overcame ✊ and persevered to become the ultimate boss lady. Her book “Clean In” changed my life! 🙌 She just asks that you not make eye contact 👀
If you sign up with me today, you get your Girl, Dish starter kit 🏃♀️ with your first batch of CUTE gloves and a PDF with answers to important questions like, “Isn’t this a cult🍷?” (No, silly!) and “Caitelynne, what are all these charges on our credit card 💳?” (Those are my ✨DREAMS✨ Brandon!)
Not ready to become a Girlpreneur? No worries! 🤪 Come to my Dish Party! 🎉 We try out all the cutest new Girl, Dish styles while we wash dishes for three hours! I don’t have a dishwasher. BYOB🍸
Are you ready to cover your hands and UNCOVER your ✨DREAMS✨? Girl, Dish!!
Marla Cáceres writes different kinds of things and performs comedy (when there’s not a pandemic). You can follow her on Twitter @marlacaceres.
Taylor Wood lives in Chicago and sometimes even gets to write things down. You can follow her on Twitter @motherhoodwhat.
