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Regina George Made Me Gay

It was Spring of 2004, I was ten years old and seeing Mean Girls with a friend and her older sister. Just a crowd of preteen girls hovering…

10 min readJan 17, 2024

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Regina George Made Me Gay

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a kinder goodbye.

It was a suspiciously warm spring night, and I had all the windows open, desperate for fresh air in my stuffy little apartment. I’d spent…

15 min readJan 28, 2023

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a kinder goodbye.

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My Submissions To Tiger Beat Magazine’s Advice Column In 2004 That Never Got Published

Dear Tiger Beat

3 min readOct 11, 2023

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My Submissions To Tiger Beat Magazine’s Advice Column In 2004 That Never Got Published

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are you there, god? it’s me, megan

I grew up a so-called Christian. Not necessarily by choice but more by association, I guess. Nowadays, I’m not a believer. But I respect…

19 min readJul 12, 2023

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are you there, god? it’s me, megan

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Megan Sweet

toilet baby

Before we get started, I want to make something very clear. I do not want to end my life. BUT I also would not be that devastated if a…

15 min readMar 16, 2023

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toilet baby

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Megan Sweet

i’m sorry

It’s not that I’m bad at apologizing or knowing when I’ve done something wrong. It’s just that sometimes you realize it a little too late…

7 min readFeb 6, 2023

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i’m sorry

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disney channel star

I was born into a Disney family. My parents and both my siblings are what some people call “Disney Adults.” Looking at that phrase makes me…

14 min readFeb 3, 2023

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The Belladonna Comedy

I’m Keith Urban’s Flat Iron and I’m Tired, You Guys

I never get a day off!

3 min readNov 13, 2019

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I’m Keith Urban’s Flat Iron and I’m Tired, You Guys

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A Too Honest Review Of Disney’s New Live-Action “Dumbo” Movie

Warning Spoilers

4 min readAug 18, 2019

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A Too Honest Review Of Disney’s New Live-Action “Dumbo” Movie

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Megan Sweet

Face Masks That Will Soothe Your Soul, Cure Your Pain & Make You the Woman the Lord Intended You

Never let yourself underestimate the power of a face mask. When I put one on at the end of a long day I fully expect it to change my life…

3 min readAug 18, 2019

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Face Masks That Will Soothe Your Soul, Cure Your Pain & Make You the Woman the Lord Intended You

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Megan Sweet

Megan Sweet

sometimes I write funny essays about my life - chaotically scorpio - chronically tired - @megansweet57 - megansweetcomedy.com

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