Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedySome guy told me to smile more and I SMILED MORE and my life is amazing!I mean, AHHH-mazing!4 min read·Jan 28, 2020--5--5
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyCongrats! You’re Trapped Inside My Thigh GapIt’s smooth in here!3 min read·Jan 17, 2020----
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyEXCLUSIVE: Your Favorite Male Directors Name Their Favorite Female DirectorsThe results are …. predictable!3 min read·Mar 8, 2019----
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyUnsolicited Job Advice for a Laid-Off Journalist From Some Guy in their Twitter MentionsLEARN TO CODE.3 min read·Jan 31, 2019----
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyDirector, Actor, Writer and Singer Bradley Cooper Reviews Makeup Wipes on his YouTube ChannelHey guyyyyyyys, welcome to my channel!4 min read·Oct 5, 2018--1--1
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary: Life in New York City on a $0 salaryIt’s harder than it looks.4 min read·Jul 17, 2018--2--2
Carrie WittmerinSlackjawLet Me Explain Why Asian Characters, Minorities and Women Don't Belong In Star WarsStar Wars belongs to me, so I use my brilliant words that are essentially and quite literally mean comments on the internet to convey this.3 min read·Jun 8, 2018--2--2
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyA Petition for Bidets on the Death StarWhat can I say? I’m a Stormtrooper with a poopy butt.3 min read·May 24, 2018--1--1
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyThe Peach from ‘Call Me by Your Name’ Gets Stuck in Ebbing, MissouriYou resolved your sexual tension quickly enough that you didn’t need me for my best purpose.3 min read·Mar 4, 2018----
Carrie WittmerinThe Belladonna ComedyEXCLUSIVE: Your Favorite Male Directors Discuss “Lady Bird”Ron Howard and others have something very ~*powerful*~ to say about the beloved coming of age film3 min read·Feb 14, 2018----