Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmFuture Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison ButkerI totally support women in the workforce!·3 min read·2 days ago--4--4
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyMaligning This Celebrity’s Significant Other Online Is the Surest Way to His HeartShe doesn’t know what it is to be a fan·4 min read·May 9, 2024--5--5
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledHow to Overthink a Kid’s Birthday Party in 21 Easy StepsThe pressure to please 11-year-olds who will inevitably start a burping contest is intense·5 min read·May 8, 2024--20--20
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmRejected Met Gala ThemesAnna Wintour didn’t go for any of these·2 min read·May 7, 2024--3--3
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m a Door-to-Door Salesman on a Segway and I Know You’re Stoked I’m HereYou’ll be seeing a lot more of me now that the weather’s nice·4 min read·May 7, 2024--8--8
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketHad Enough of the Disney Parks? Then Visit Don Bluth Land!You’ve never known fun until you’ve boarded a boat sinking into lava and tried to escape a giant canine Satan·4 min read·Apr 25, 2024--12--12
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledQuiz: “Glengarry Glen Ross” Quote, or What Your Boomer Dad Would’ve Said if You’d Called and…You wouldn’t have dared·2 min read·Apr 22, 2024--2--2
Caroline HorwitzinThe HavenI’m a Female Character in a Sex Comedy and My Life is a NightmareI have been legitimately stalked by men since high school, and it’s never stopped·4 min read·Apr 3, 2024--4--4
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRealistic Responses to Suggestive Song LyricsNelly: It’s gettin’ hot in here (so hot) / So take off all your clothes. Me: Or you could just let me turn the thermostat down.·3 min read·Apr 2, 2024--39--39
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledLet the Battle of Day Camp Registration Commence!Only the prepared will emerge victorious·3 min read·Mar 28, 2024--11--11