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Comedy and satire by women and marginalized genders, for everyone.
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I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets
I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets
While at work, I daydream about my clean sheets.
Viktoria Shulevich
Mar 18
Staten Island, Leprechauns Have Something to Tell You
Staten Island, Leprechauns Have Something to Tell You
No one should have to choose between getting guttered off of lukewarm Guinness at 10am and embracing their queer identity.
Zoe Larkin
Mar 16
Musical Theatre, by Autocorrect, Act 3
Musical Theatre, by Autocorrect, Act 3
From “West Snide Story” to “Mammal Mia!”
Elizabeth Lee
Mar 15
Mastering Microsoft Excel When You Called Your Boss The Wrong Name
Mastering Microsoft Excel When You Called Your Boss The Wrong Name
Turn an embarrassing moment into a technology win!
Mara Macduff
Mar 14
Naming Strategies for Hyphenated-Surnamed People Who Happen to Reproduce with Other…
Naming Strategies for Hyphenated-Surnamed People Who Happen to Reproduce with Other…
Four original surnames produce dozens of hypothetical combinations. How overwhelming!
Alice M. Phillips
Mar 13
A Job Resignation Letter From Nanny, The Housekeeper in the 101 Dalmatians Household
A Job Resignation Letter From Nanny, The Housekeeper in the 101 Dalmatians Household
Do you know how many times an un-potty-trained puppy defecates per day?
Ashley Chen
Mar 12
I’m LinkedIn’s AI and Here’s Why I Keep Telling You to Apply to be Master Grooming Technician at…
I’m LinkedIn’s AI and Here’s Why I Keep Telling You to Apply to be Master Grooming Technician at…
I’ve scrutinized the data, and it’s clear that you are extremely well positioned to begin an illustrious career shampooing dogs.
Lisa Dubow
Mar 11
Welcome to The Glasgow Belladonna Experience
Welcome to The Glasgow Belladonna Experience
The Belladonna Newsie is back in full swing and excited for Spring!
Kelley Greene
Mar 8
The Brief for Our Brand’s Daylight Savings Post
The Brief for Our Brand’s Daylight Savings Post
Because nothing says “I see you” like Time!
Emma Murf
Mar 8
7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Doctor to Take You Seriously
7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Doctor to Take You Seriously
Nothing says confident self-advocacy like a live mariachi band.
Aarushi Ahuja
Mar 7
A Message From Your Favorite “Love Is Blind” Couple
A Message From Your Favorite “Love Is Blind” Couple
There’s the tiny moments that made me fall more and more in love with Kentucky; like when he puts the toilet seat down, takes out the…
Kirsten King
Mar 6
This Is Me, Your Moleskine Diary, And Your Writing Is Not Compatible with My Brand
This Is Me, Your Moleskine Diary, And Your Writing Is Not Compatible with My Brand
That’s what collage-ruled spiral notebooks were made for
Gisela Lost
Mar 5
How to Humor: Bringing an Inanimate Object to Life
How to Humor: Bringing an Inanimate Object to Life
Diving into the “mind” of an inanimate object is a fun way to examine human behaviors from a unique perspective.
Kristen Mulrooney
Mar 4
I’m a Reviewer on a Perfume Blog, Prepare to Have Your Mind Blown
I’m a Reviewer on a Perfume Blog, Prepare to Have Your Mind Blown
I’m just a girl, willing to do whatever it takes for olfactory satisfaction.
Steffany Ritchie
Mar 4
How to Buy a Wood Cutting Board and a Knife in 41 Simple Steps
How to Buy a Wood Cutting Board and a Knife in 41 Simple Steps
Contrary to popular belief, “hard” wood is not always better.
Viktoria Shulevich
Mar 1
Fun Activities to Do With Frozen Embryos, According to the Alabama Supreme Court
Fun Activities to Do With Frozen Embryos, According to the Alabama Supreme Court
Fun for the whole family! Including the cryogenically stored extrauterine cells not visible to the human eye.
Aarushi Ahuja
Mar 1
The Belladonna Writers Speculate on Kate Middleton’s Whereabouts
The Belladonna Writers Speculate on Kate Middleton’s Whereabouts
Where is she now? Only William knows.
Belladonna Comedy
Feb 29
Meet the People Competing to Control Your Office Culture
Meet the People Competing to Control Your Office Culture
As part of raising Office Morale we’re allowing one lucky employee to dictate Office culture!
Rebecca Silver
Feb 28
Dupuytren’s Disease, Self-Proclaimed “Destroyer of Hands,” Wants Respect And Recognition
Dupuytren’s Disease, Self-Proclaimed “Destroyer of Hands,” Wants Respect And Recognition
I wish people would stop confusing me with other “Conditions That Can Fuck Up Your Hands,” and start taking me seriously as a connective…
Tobi Pledger
Feb 27
Your Name is Ashley C. and You Just Told The Bachelor You’re In Love With Him. Here’s His Response.
Your Name is Ashley C. and You Just Told The Bachelor You’re In Love With Him. Here’s His Response.
I had a feeling you were going to be a serious contender for future mother of my children when you tackled Maddie B. in the first quarter…
Sarah Lehman
Feb 26
Birth Announcement From Your Friends That Live In A Bus
Birth Announcement From Your Friends That Live In A Bus
We are thrilled to share this newsletter announcing the birth of our 5th child, Tundra.
Kelley Greene
Feb 23
Everything I, an Elder Millennial, Am Thinking as I Approach This Group of Teens
Everything I, an Elder Millennial, Am Thinking as I Approach This Group of Teens
They could tear me apart with one look. Then the whole group would absolutely turn on me.
Katy Maiolatesi
Feb 23
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