5 Movie Monologues Rewritten To Address The Spammers Who Won’t! Stop! Texting! Me!

You lost me at “h Ello !”

Alice H. Lahoda
The Belladonna Comedy
2 min readSep 17, 2021

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THE GODFATHER

You come to me and you say, “Hi Hello, ALice, I am Randol Mcmann & i jus t won the l0ttery in your state/province!i have decide to share my $$¥$$$ with u & some few other lucky peeple at Random. u will have $5,000$ SHORTLY ! .”

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