18 Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Go to the Grocery Store While Hungry
I’ll buy everything and the empty shelves will look like a doomsday cult swept through.
- I’ll want to buy everything.
- I’ll buy everything.
- I’ll buy everything and the shelves will be empty.
- I’ll buy everything and the empty shelves will look like a doomsday cult swept through.
- I’ll buy everything and some other shopper will take a picture of the empty shelves and caption it on Twitter about how it looks like a doomsday cult swept through.
- I’ll buy everything and the picture of the empty shelves on Twitter will go viral and put my small town in the Catskills on the map for housing a doomsday cult.
- I’ll buy everything and the FBI or NSA will begin spying on everyone in my small Catskills town to try to figure out whether or not they should descend upon the doomsday cult.
- I’ll buy everything and the FBI will raid what they think is a doomsday cult compound in my small Catskills town anyway, but it’ll turn out to be a small traveling circus.
- I’ll buy everything and the FBI raid on the small traveling circus in my small Catskills town will frighten a small elephant that will faint and…